horny vs wingy

act, this post might sound a little lame...coz it is lame...but neway, shall post it to clear my name...ok now...

due to the coincidence tat i am born in the year of the goat and has a horoscope of a sheep...i hv been given the nickname 'HORNY'...due to the presence of horns in both the animals i am related in...n tho i am given the name horny...i proudly can say n declare tat i am NOT horny...(not like wat ms kim claims me to be)

because i am nicknamed horny...i decided to nick name her after the year she is born in...and guess which year she is born in....hehehehehe...*rubs hands together*

presenting...the year of the chicken...muahahaha...so n therefore, i shall n hv already named her WINGY...n tho she is named wingy...the irony is tat she is the horny wan...or shall we say the horniest among us both...and to prove tat, i shall first show you ppl the obvious symbol tat can prove wingy is hornier than HORNY...

as you can see in the pictures provided above, goats n sheeps each hv onli 2 horns on their head...but if you look at the the chicken, there are more sharp lookin things tat looks like horns...you see tat red thingy on it's head?? ahah..those are horns in disguise...thrfore, ahem ahem...*knocks on the table*...the jury, tat is mua had declare tat wingy is definately the horniest wan...case closed...hehehe...WINGY is finally defeated by HORNY!! muahahaha